Thursday, May 7, 2009

Dr. Punn

Jokes just in from my bro, The Bobfather:

9:04 a.m.
A midget fortune teller escaped from jail. An APB was put out: 'Small medium at large.'

8:51 a.m.
The butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A 5 year old boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. His mom rushed there and frantically asked the nurse, 'How's my son?!" The nurse said, 'No change yet."

8:45 a.m. - new arrivals:
Atheism is a non prophet organization.

She made whiskey for a living, but I love her still.

7:00 a.m.:
In France, a gas stove exploded in a kitchen. When the fireman got there all they found was Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silkworms had a race but they ended in a tie.

A homemade rubberband gun was confiscated in geometry class. The teacher said it was a weapon of math disruption.

A female dog gave birth to puppies right by the highway and was fined for littering.

A hole was found in the nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.


(& you're grinning, I can feel it


Holly said...

Can a groan be heard all the way from Greensburg?

beth said...

he would get along fabulously well with my mother !!!

Carla said...

Ginning? I'm laughing my ass off! And so are my DH and 15yods. And yes, I look at my boys and just get shocked to pieces at their sheer gorgeousness. It's embarrassing to admit, but it's true, so you're not the only one. It catches me off guard sometimes. It's an odd feeling to know I had a part, however small, in the way my boys are turning out.

Kirsty said...

Haha love these, and certainly needed them... a very blustery, rainy morning here in Scotland! Thanks :)

Journey Wildly said...

You crack me up. Kudos to Dr. Phunn!

The world needs more of Dr. Phunn!!

*chuckle* police are looking into it!

Love it!