Patchy versus Prince, The Series

This just in from my bros', Cam and Chris: FIGHT! FIGHT! In the left corner: the contender, Patchy. In the right corner, the reigning household CHAMPEEN, Prince. Patchy casts a sideways glance, sizing up the cat, and considers her approach. Patchy always initiates contact. This may look bad for Prince, but suddenly he'll arch up and get both paws swatting, a la Muhammed Ali. Patchy usually has to take 2 or 3 bats upside her head, then she dashes off, runs in a circle, and starts again.