GOOD NEWS!!!

Today, Double BB was offered a job. Not only that, it is the EXACT job he wanted -- it represents a step away from management and into something wherein he is more autonomous, self-regulated -- NOT having to manage the professional lives of others; their sales, their performance, their training.

Thank you to Chase Bank for recognizing skills, experience and work ethic! I'm prepared to love you forever, even switch my account to your institution, provided you treat my Double BB right.